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Anonymous asked: Why do you want to be a comedian?


Answer:

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(via ferrickhistoryts)

Nicki Minaj - Selfie queen

(Source: all-nickiminaj, via nickelbackthatassup)

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via fuckuary)

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

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